Alright ladies and gentlemen, Gods and Goddesses Kings and Queens! This one is for you! I know too long you have sat back and witnessed the foolery around you causing you to put your nose up to air just to keep the funk from these creatures away from your nostrils! I understand, I feel the same way! Most of the time when I pass these bottom feeders I wonder how we can be a part of the same world! For those of you that might find my last statement offensive!......This means YOU ARE THE CULPRIT!!!!!!
To what do you ask are you the culprit of?
Well let me answer you!
BEING THE BOWELS OF SOCIETY!!!!
Now I feel like I am realizing why I feel like there are no decent men left, and that is because they are hiding behind these masks of derangement just to fit in! I feel like in a world that is full of little devils any slight showing of kindness or decency beams like a light so bright that all the hater attention is focused on you.
You know I can understand not wanting to be hated, but when you see what these people are offering why do you even care!?
Last night was one for the books! First of all let me say Happy birthday to my little sister! She turned the big 21 and I am so proud of her and the woman she has become..... an upstanding woman of virtue... and this can not be contested in anyway especially after what happened last night! Don't worry I will get to that later.
So we start off the night with dinner with the family! Of course we all were dressed really nice and just ready to have a good time for my sisters birthday! Dinner with the family was great..... great food, great laughs and seriously great company. Now here is where the story takes a turn! Not for the worse but definitely for the ratchett!
(For those of you that have no idea what this word means... ratchett by definition is something really disgusting, foul, trashy, scummy!)
So now that we are all caught up to speed on our vocab lesson of the day I will proceed....
So we start out the night by going to this roof top party downtown, of course it was closed in so we weren't freezing atop this high rise and it was actually a very nice crowd. A little too crowded but it was ok. Now I began to look around and what do I see a whole lot of tippy tumbles or as me and my friends like to call it "white girl wasted" (Don't be mad you know how y'all get LOL)
So when you cant walk around in the heels you wore out and you have to walk around the busy streets of downtown Chicago BAREFOOT, and you cant keep your drink in your cup and you think you've become best friends with everyone around you despite their objecting glares you are..............................RATCHETT!!!! Indeed spilling your drinks on people is not ok, neither is yelling/ singing a rap song to the only black people in the room because you think you look cool or are going to receive cool points from us for doing so.....
Anyway we moved on from that spot after the initial birthday countdown, and we of course had more places to go and the next spot we figured we would be able to dance listen to some good music and have more room to move around.... especially since our master of ceremonies swore up and down that this was a classy place and would be a very adult crowd........ :-/
I don't know who he was trying to fool but when we walked in first of all there was a line of half naked big women (Now I am not trying to be mean however women we all know how to dress for our body type, personally I don't like to see any woman showing off everything she has small or big but its just not a good look to see your rocked out thighs barely being contained by a mini skirt or big gut seeping out the bottom of your tube top) and furthermore men, I don't know what you are trying to prove but sagging pants and moreover sagging skinny leg pants is absolutely vomitrocious!
How is a woman supposed to take you seriously when you look like that? I mean you look like a straight heathen ..... and let me tell you something to my boys that sag their pants...... don't you know you cant really be our protector when you dress like that! How are you supposed to fight if you have to when your pants are gathering around your ankles! Come on guys get real! So anyway we walked up and told them the party name and walked right in, only to be a accosted by thick heat, a crowd of predators (men) and a bunch of vultures in the background eyeing us down (women) ready to pick off whatever guys we tossed to the side! All and all you can say that this party was............................... RATCHETT!!!!!!
Yes that's right it was awful. so we post up on the side and try to enjoy ourselves staying in our own little circle and trying to be out of the way and lo and behold these 2 big water buffalo decide they want to crash our circle! So they are bouncing around doing some sort of mate with me dance and all of a sudden I am hit dead smack in the face by the foulest smell known to anyone! I couldn't believe the fumes coming off of these two nor could I believe the nerve of them to think that it would be ok to come close to us.
Now ladies and gentleman what do we call these girls that clearly had no concept of hygiene, personal space, and for that matter clearly didn't realize the amount of space they consumed trying to squeeze into our little circle? Say it with me................RATCHETT (YEEEESSSSSS) it was positively awful so I immediately moved my position! I refuse to be looked at like I am the funky girl and their smell was beginning to consume the group like a fart in a steam room! It was just not ok.... I had to get out of there!
Now remember when I said my sister is an upstanding woman of virtue? Well this is when that comes into affect! SO we decide to walk around (to escape the gas chamber) and we look to our left and to our right and see these girls bent over pretty much having dry sex! Now my mother used to say working girls get paid (hahahahahahaha) and I find it so disgusting the way these people are dancing and they think they are having a good time... the guys are posted up behind her and the other girls that are just thirsty for attention and their friends are holding their guys up so they wont get knocked over by the booty. I'm sorry (and excuse the vernacular) but I am just not about to let someone get their happy ending on me!
My sister looked around and she was like this is not my scene I cant take it we have to leave! (SCORE......50pts to that dear sister of mine) After she said that we literally high tailed it out of there and went elsewhere to continue our night!
But this is what I want to say going back to my statement that I made before! When you are a decent human being why are you subjecting yourself to the foolishness that is around you! That makes you just as ratchett as the people around when you either
A. See it and don't say anything or do anything about it
or B. you don't leave or remove yourself from the situation.
I know its hard and you feel like if you don't go along you wont be liked..... but who really cares. people are so finicky and wishy washy that you can never tell if a person really likes you especially if you are standing on grounds that are not your own!
On facebook, I am sick of seeing these silly females posting half naked pictures of themselves for the world to see, but they do it because the people around them are perpetuating the filth! And whats worse is they probably have a cross around their neck and sing in the church choir. Come on people I am really praying for better days because what I saw last night was enough to make me know that the way this world is going its just not working......
Elevate your minds, elevate yourself! Nature is a strong thing but there is nothing cute by being consumed by your nature.
This is what separates us from the animals that are on all fours. We have the ability to think to reason and I don't know where we went wrong but some of your reasoning is pointing south when you think you are heading north!
To all my Queens and Kings, Gods and Goddesses, Ladies and Gentlemen, it is truly up to us to step up and show these animals the way.
One day I would like to have children and on a day even sooner I am going to be an Auntie! And I don't want to raise my own children or my niece or nephew in a world where their own bodies aren't even safe from the world around them, or in a world where their pure thoughts don't have a chance!
Bring back the decency! Just say no to these dogs and hoes so they can eventually see the error of their ways!..
I know this post is kind of preachy but i was truly disgusted last night! I think I am still gargling the vomit taste out my mouth.
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