Ok so I know I have been neglecting you all for a few months (please dont bite my head off, my sister and others have already done it for me!) Thats right I am headless at the computer right now.... unbelievable right! Somebody call Oprah we have a story! Oh ..... wait ..... she is not on the air anymore (damn I missed everything)
Well anyway a lot has sure happened to me and I feel I am getting closer to my goal! I have been staying positive most of the time but there are still days where I would rather lie in the bed! I think its because I dont have enough to do! Its crazy! I am one of those people that can run off of a few hours sleep when I am doing what I love but cant move a muscle to rouse myself out of bed when I am doing something that is just.......well....boring!
So as to not bore you I will try and make my dull life and dull opinions as exciting as possible.
So I have tried so hard to forget Lord Voldemort...... anyone that knows me and the "situatiom" think about it, it fits! And for some reason he keeps appearing in my dreams. The funny thing is where in the daytime I close my eyes and feel a pang of hurt at night when I dream I am just utterly pissed off! Like seriously I think I have problems. On more than a handful of occasions I have cursed him out, beat him up, and I am always super disgusted anytime I see his face! Like vomit worthy! (that has also started happening when I am awake) I think I just want to purge him from everything in my existence! I am lucky I dont have any gifts from him that reminds me! Well except for this spine adjuster thingy ( I know right) what kind of gift is that! I guess its the thought but its like geez what were you thinking! Im not 70 years old Im' no hump back! Shoot I am a young 25 very agile and active and have more energy in my pinky than he ever had....................well nevermind! Lets just say I am not an old maid! But I realize that I started to act like one.
Life is super short! Celebrating my birthday made me realize that! If God blesses me to see 100 then my life is already a quarter over! That is scary! My mom just celebrated 50 and she looks great but I wonder what she thinks about looking back! its a blink of an eye! My 25 years sneaked up on me and I imagine 50 feels the same way when you are a young fiery spirit! That's why I am not wasting time with anyone! Male, female young or old ...no one is above getting the boot!
For instance I met this girl who was really nice! She is the kindest sweetheart in the world honestly but whenever she starts to talk everything negative that she has ever experienced in her life comes pouring out! Come ON!!!!!! Nobody wants to hear that EVERY TIME they talk to you! I mean when I tell a horrible story I try to end it on a light note like finding the silver lining or the lesson learned which makes the situation more palatable but after I talk to her I just feel like slitting my wrist, needless to say I think she is a danger to my health.
SO I'm so sorry boo but you gotta go! Maybe every so often I will shoot you a text but I just cant handle all the drama I have enough of my own!
Speaking of drama some crazy azy things have happened! First of all the Bastard had the nerve to text me on my birthday and remind me to wish my good friends daughter happy birthday too! Ummmmmmm could you please just scram! I was enjoying that you were all the way out of my life! Its really pissing me off that all of our mutual friends are now calling me reminding me and even suggesting that there may be a future for he and I! You are kidding right.....im teetering between homicide and amnesia and you want to fuel that fire? Please dont catch someone else's butt whooping! But fyi for those of you that do read my blog and know our situation it would behoove you to just shut the.......well you know the rest!
SO I have been doing a bit of traveling working on music and making connections and it seems that some things might take off! I dont know when or where But I am chomping at the bit! I miss the stage sooooooooo Bad! Performing at this years Tupac event in Atl at the symphony hall was enough to wet my appetite but I am just eager to get back into the swing of things. However this writing thing is working out nicely. I hope you all have caught a few of my articles.
Its weird seeing your name your words sometimes even your pictures in print! Conducting interviews and reporting stories takes some getting used to, but its still a small stage and I like being on it!
A few weeks ago I had the opportunity to be involved in a black publishers convention! My boss kind of volunteered my services to help out but it was cool! I learned a lot!
Like for instance......people do not read, if you are young and pretty you will attract an old geezer, and there is a shelf life for big hair, long nails and loud makeup!
It really bothered me being in a room full of so called writers that could not read a damn sign!
Them:"excuse me where is registration?"
Me "well sir if you swivel your lazy a$$ head to the left you will see a big red and yellow sign that has in BIG BOLD BLACK LETTERING "REGISTRATION" (Ok I didnt really say that but man I wanted to. had some of the dumbest questions that day.
Me: "yes can I get your lunch ticket?
Them: "which one is that?
Me: The one with todays date on it that says lunch"
Or another conversation
Me: can I get your meal ticket?
Th:em: Oh I dont have one
Me well have you registered?
Them: No
Me: well you have to register before I can allow you in
Them: you mean to tell me I cant eat without a meal ticket?
(WTF did i just say! I wanted to be like NO DUMMY!!!!)
Or (and this was the killer)
Short fat lady walks into the first meeting and immediately goes to the refreshment table
Me: Im sorry maam but we are not serving the refreshments just yet
Her:*smacks teeth* Well they usually let us get the refreshments early
Me: Well I apologize but these refreshments are for the meeting, are you here for the meeting?
Her: Ummm well my meeting starts at 2
Me: Well these are for the meeting that starts at 10.....
So she waddles away grumbling under her breath! I wanted to snatch her by the hair and kick her in her fat stomach, but she didn't have enough hair to execute the "grab and fling" properly.
But the thing that blew me the most was the fact that after the meeting was underway she came in and got some refreshments anyway and put them in her purse! I wanted to Napoleon Dynamite her a$$ and stomp her purse but I was across the room and couldnt reach her!
Now I am by no means a child, I am a young adult. However if you are over the age of 40 or lets be super real over the age of 35 I am gonna need you to keep on walking because I am NOT talking to you! There was this man with a cookie starter kit trying to be all up in my face and All I kept thinking was are those dentures or caps) either way they were big and hella bright! And it made his pedophile grin that much more creepy! But anyway he is all in my face talking about how he needs a woman like me and then some lady comes up to him and says....hey so and so how is your wife and kids? Immediately he gets flustered and carts her away to have the conversation in private. WTF hahahaha BUSTED!!!!!
Its really sickening to walk by a pack of old men and hear them grunt and sigh and mmmmmmm yuck! I really wish I could have just choked them all out!Its like how perverse can you be... half of you have wife and kids and children older than me! I am so not above busting the knee caps of an old man! Seriously sisters watch out for your girls! There are some old a$$ rattlesnakes trying to get in a very young garden! (Gross)
And lets talk about these old a$$ women that cant let it go! I hate when I see women over 50 even over 40 dressing like they are coming from the club! The young girls dont look great when they do it but at least their boobies werent around in the time of Nixon! Please cover those up! And I was seeing that everywhere! There was this one woman who had more hair than I have ever seen in life! She bought out the beauty supply with all that was on her head! I know it had to be heavy..... It was wild and big and covered half of her face which if it wasn't caked up with makeup I probably would be even more upset. But this chick seriously looked like a shrunken head.
Her nails were no picnic either! THey looked like coco from SWV! Which I have always wondered how do women wipe themselves with long nails like that?! UGH I dont know and they had the nerve to be blood red! Then her face was so caked up with makeup I thought it was peeling off the way it was catching in her many wrinkles! And she had the nerve to have on coral lipstick with blue eyeshadow! I was so done! Just let it go......
Times like these I am grateful that I have the mother I have! SHe is classy elegant and getting older with grace. She looks so young and I feel blessed to have her genes! But I know that in order to maintain that you have to stay away from those things that are bad for you.
This doesnt start when you are in your 50s or 40s it starts now! Otherwise we can all end up looking like______________
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