You wanna know what makes me tick or are you interested in ticking me?

Hello guys and dolls enter if you dare, this post may be slightly risque but I am just really feeling some type of way and I need to get it off my chest!

So this whole single thing is a trip! Its like one part of you is so elated that you have time for yourself and nothing is holding you back, and then you see those God awful kissy face couples that make you want to blow your brains out.

No I am not saying that I want a relationship, and I am not even here to talk about how disgusting the people in relationships are (jealous much?) Ok maybe just a little but dear Lord do you really need to hold hands everywhere, or share sweet kisses when you know everyone is looking or just be so damn happy! I hate you all..... Ok not hate because if I was in your shoes I would probably be the same way! SO truly from the bottom of my heart I hope that you are happy with your loved ones and never find out that he (or hey in these times she) is sleeping with the "babysitter"! LOL Just playing......or am I?

Ok so now that i have shown how.... well i would say bitter but i would never admit that about myself...... so I will say caring..... HAHAHA.... yeah, now that I have shown how caring i am I would like to paint a little picture for you.
Ok so yesterday I was having this conversation with a guy who was explaining to me how his relationship was going awry or went awry and he is no longer in a relationship,and it was so sad because you could tell he is one of those guys that likes being in relationships you know a serial monogamist, which I cant really hold that against him because I used to be that way too. So anyway he is asking me for advice on why this girl broke up with him and what he should do.

First of all I have no clue why a$$holes do what they do! It puts me in a bind because sometimes when i am listening to these stories i just kinda sit there with the o_O face thinking about something that is not going over my head..... Like seriously what am I supposed to say? and not just to relationship questions but anything... for example
Them: so what does it mean if she broke up with me but she still calls me everyday
Me (ok one or two things come to mind the nice version and the real version, the nice version goes a little something like this) Well maybe she is just confused and she wants to get back with you but doesn't know how!
the real version that would probably hurt someones feelings would be: Dude she is just keeping you in her back pocket in case the dude she is up under right now doesn't work out!
(ok i probably shouldn't say that but its true!

Just think about it. Anytime you are the person who is doing the break up odds are you have somebody in mind or you have met someone and want to see where it could go!
Its a cruel reality but not very many people like being alone. People focus so much on being in relationships or having someone that they put up with an obscene amount of bullsh@& just so they have a warm body to sleep next to at night or they can gloat to there single friends that hmmmmph I got a man! Yeah you have a man alright but you are back burner sweetie, and at least in my single world I am always number 1.
But I digress.......... we began talking about how strange it is that people who are serial monogamists never really link up with each other! There are some people that are born with a relationship gene and odds are they don't run into those types. I hear a lot of married people or engaged people talking and the one thing they have in common is "I thought I was never going to get married, I didn't really want to but when I met so and so it just clicked)
Meanwhile the rest of us are bashing are brains in trying to figure out why nothing is clicking for us!

In a landslide victory I have voted myself expert on the matter and here is the stitch!

I believe its because people want people so badly they will settle for anything. But eventually you realize it wasn't what you wanted but instead of letting go the other person gets tired of you and disposes of you like a used up snot rag.
The truth is that if a person really wants you they would do everything in their power to keep you. Think about it! Do you know any man that just wants other men having an opportunity to stake claim on their Woman's heart mind or time, or vice-versa? HECKY NAW!!!!!!

In love we are all greedy and its ok to admit that! Its a beautiful thing to be able to feel like you cant get enough of a persons conversation or presence or whatever else comes along with being in a relationship.
But the thing for those of us that are not.......... You cant allow a person to use you up... no matter how dope the prospect!

I have been this girl once, going out on dates for dating sake, showing someone a little favor or just showing the wrong person just how special you are and it never works out right!

Either I know that nothing will come of it but they dont! Serious feelings are developed for a person that you really are just not compatible with, or friendships are ruined because you crossed the friendship line.

Even when you are meeting someone new......

Lets say they are beautiful face and body, mind seems cool, heart you aren't sure of.... now this brings me to my title!
Does he really want to know what makes you tick or is he more interested in ticking you?
If he only calls you late at night he just wants to tick
If all he ever brings up is ticking.... he just wants to tick
If you don't know his birthday his mothers name or where he went to school but you do know and he has emphatically told you his shoe size, his stamina drive and he only compliments your body... he definitely only wants to tick.

And just because he is cute has money or power does not mean you need to entertain this foolishness! Having standards is not a bad thing. Yeah I know we are seeing a lot of these women out here who objectify themselves and allow people to objectify them, getting chose, but how miserable must that be to only be viewed as a play thing. Whats going to happen when you are used up? We see it all the time, A fresher model always comes in and there is no amount of surgery that stops you from getting older. This is not Death Becomes Her, and there is no magic potion.

But when someone is interested in finding out what makes you tick, they are interested with everything you do, will read whatever you write and bring it up to you, they want to brag about all of your awesome qualities, not even your body! Matter of fact a good man wants to keep that all for himself. He could here you talk for hours without the need to get inebriated first, or keep you laughing because he loves the way you turn red when you giggle. They want to watch the way you chew they think when you cry its beautiful but they don't ever want to be the reason you do unless its one of those "its so beautiful" cries. They will do what it takes to have you no matter where in the world you are..... that is real.
And I would rather spend a lifetime happy with myself until I find that something that is real than be in a relationship with a person that I will most likely grow to hate and waste my precious time.
The craziest thing is when I say this people look at me like I am crazy! "What you aren't gonna do xy&z.... that's how you find out if we are compatible" ( Are you kidding me right now, did that horses&it just spew out of your mouth?...ok no thank you,......NEXT)
Or...
"Well I think its naive to think you wont deal with bullsh!& from your partner you just have to know which s*&t you can handle.... and I'm sorry but all men chea" ( excuse me I'm sorry please get the hell out of my face right now!

I know relationships have problems but if the whole cheating thing is the truth kill me now! Just because most might, I don't excuse it, pardon it, or let it go unnoticed, and I damn sure am not putting up with it!
Hold on to your standards people! Either force people to step up to the plate or leave their a$$es alone. Why would you drag yourself down in the mud when odds are you are way better than that.
Please for the Love of God!~..>>>>>STOP TICKING FOR TICKING'S SAKE!
SOMEONE GREAT WILL COME ALONG THAT IS WORTH YOUR TIME AND WORTH THE WAIT!