Well this one folks is going to be interesting! Not because of the star studded amazing all star weekend I had but also because of the hilarity I have endured during this week!
Ok so First things first I know I did not do a V-Day blog, which is quite possibly an epic fail! However there was so much going on around me I felt like wallowing in My pity of not having a valentine (which I didn't) would be just so not Shaheerah! So Valentine's day was made wonderfully special by some people that I would have least expected to even be around me V-day! My high school friends...... For reals people do not lose touch with those that were there for you in the past because when I needed someone they shimmied on over and I love them for it! Playing pool, eating pizza, and laughing our a**8s off really made for a wonderful night! I still cant believe we totally cock blocked on our friend JD and pretty much played his girl that was blowing him up!
(Women come on now if he is not picking up the phone answering text messages etc, why the hell are you wasting your time! He is DAMN SURE not thinking about you) Just keep it pushing we all know the only reason she was blowing him up was so that she wouldn't feel lonely on V-DAY..... I am happy I didn't stoop that low! But SHOUT OUT to Jaitee, Pooh, JD, and JAZ, you will forever be my people and once I am famous (chuckle) you know you got Jobs coming from me!
SO anyway the whole next day was spent recovering!!!!!!!!!
BOY DID I NEED IT. I don't think I have ever been that "tired" in my life LOL and when I finally got up the strength at like 6pm I went ahead and packed up for LA (which by the way is a lot more draining then you think) Geez! I didn't know it was going to be like that but with the help of my Mom (that's right my mom is a cool one, and I pray daily I look that good when I am her age) it went by smoothly and I was finally finished packing by 2 am! DID I MENTION MY FLIGHT WAS AT 6:30am! Yeah so I had to hop in the shower and wash dry and flat iron my hair before I could leave ( I was not going to be attending the all stars looking like MACY GRAY about the head! So by the time I was done it was literally time to leave for the Airport!
Luckily I don't get bags under my eyes but I get circles.... Def put on those shades quickly because if you have seen my stage makeup album on facebook I was looking like tootsie the raccoon for real!
So I wait in this long dumb line to finally get my bag checked and head to the security checkpoint
SERIOUSLY THERE HAS GOT TO BE ANOTHER WAY OF SCREENING PEOPLE! I AM SO TIRED OF GETTING DAMN DEAR NAKED JUST TO WALK THROUGH THIS BOX AND PUT IT ALL BACK ON! And don't even get me started on the under wire tripping the alarm! ( yes that's right men WOMEN'S BRA'S HAVE METAL IN THEM ..... so sorry mister security guy I am not about to unsnap my bra just so you can get a quick feel of my weapons of mass destruction! (WAND ME)
I finally get to the gate and I am delirious with how tired I am that I cant believe I have not passed out at this point!
The plane comes I get on and endure this long flight with only winks of sleep and bad breath and perfume aromas swirling around me. Seriously people I know you can smell yourself when you walk out the house and if you cant smell your breath I KNOW you can taste it! So before talking your neighbors ears off, or the flight attendant coming down the aisle, do us all a favor (Gum Check)
FINALLY THE FLIGHT LANDS!!!!!
I get down to the conveyor belt for my bags and lo and behold mine was the first one out ( sign of a good trip to come)
SO even though its raining off and on the sun still peeks at me from behind the clouds and its much warmer than Chicago.
Everything is just really fly in LA, from the weather to the scenery to MY SISTER and to the epicness that was to come! I HAD NO IDEA WHAT I WAS GETTING MYSELF INTO
SO I'm there, and I called all the people that I put on a back burner for a little while..... There is no reason for them to be there anymore and it was quite wonderful to reconnect!
Its also a big boost to the ole self esteem when some one is beside themselves to come see you! Especially someone who has such an Intense schedule that (well I will call him my Wednesday boo) had. I love a man that works hard and grinds but knows when a prize is in front of them and puts all else aside to treat me like a queen! I will not go into that date, but just know it was an amazing one! Didn't get back into the house until about midnight and even though I didn't see him for the rest of my trip he made sure we talked to each other or texted everyday! That is one way to make a woman feel special!
MEN FOR REAL!!!! It doesn't take that much to text or call to let us know we are on your mind... if you want to be the reason I smile this will damn sure guarantee it!
SO I am all smiles and drifting into a wonderful sleep after day one of LA!
The next day was a chill one, That night I went to the Jamie Foxx Concert featuring, Too Short, Busta Rhymes, Snoop Dogg, and Drake. I meandered around the VIP but I am not one for concerts unless its some type of R&B singer, however I really enjoyed it, especially busta rhymes that man is sick with the mike! But my outfit was right, getting hella stares and I was with the best person I could have been with......
Onto day 3 of all star,.... The Kenny Smith Party!
It was crazy as HELL in there... super thick with some wonderful celebs (seriously a great networking night)
So after Damn near cursing some thirsty females out in the guest list line, me and Jamillah get in and as soon as we walk in it was just like seriously all eyes on us! It was funny because we coordinated in the same color! BLACK on DECK.... LMAO (Kya finish that one for me) So we walk around and see the aerial dancers and bar that was monsooned! and we promptly decide to walk upstairs to the VIP. Now I really don't know who half these people are up there but it was just a lot cooler and I was def not trying to sweat out the silky smooth!
So we get upstairs and we are just relaxing watching the scene and lo and behold who walks up to me...... I know what you are thinking which celeb is about to make my girl Shaheerah completely forget about her vow and sweep her off her feet!? Well to that I tell you none! It was the smallest gremlin looking dude! Why does this happen to me, in a sea of beautiful creatures the rock decides to talk! UGH
Anyway Im texting on my phone and he comes up all cool like trying to force me his number, "excuse me, how are you going to start with your number when you didn't even ask my name or offer me yours"? I asked ( I really hate that S(&^ what makes men think that it is ok to do that! Somebody please help me understand this moronic behavior)
So anyway he tells me his name and goes on about how beautiful I am and that if I want to go to the Dunk contest I should hit him up because he works for the Knicks... Now I know plenty of women that would be all salivating in ish but ummmm no bueno that is not me. So i politely ask "I'm sorry what was your name?" He tells me and when I tell him my full name, the whole script flipped..."oh man, wow, it is truly an honor I meant no disrespect" Now see why did we even have to go there! Why did I have to drop a name for you to think that I was a girl that deserved respect!? I mean I'm not in here half naked, my hair is not 50 different colors and I don't have piercings all over my face so where the hell did this guy get that IDEA! Pissed me off...
So of course he was was like, well please take my number and seriously if you need anything give me a call! Well I was pissed at this point so when I took his and he asked for my number I said as sweet as I could muster, I am sorry I have to be very careful who I give my number to! and left it at that! Of course he slinked away as he should of before he opened his mouth, but nonetheless the party must go on! AND IT DID!
Still in VIP I'm dancing a little and I see this little guy standing to the left of me def peeping out me and my sister! I recognized this one.. so when we caught eyes I said...hi whats your name
he said Joe
So I said Joe Torry right?
Yeah he replied... to which I said HEY you know my father (name drop LOL) and when I told him who he nearly lost it! Looked at me again and was like WOW you are all grown up! SO me and Jamillah are hanging out with him he starts talking to us and bringing all these people over to meet us! Like I said def a good night for networking! It was really cool he was like our Uncle for the night and he really looked out. He brought us back downstairs because it was getting really hot in the VIP section and me and Jamillah wanted to dance. And as I am standing near the bar who do I see...... sweetness from roll bounce Donovan something I don't know his name but I know you all would know his cute face! He was def giving me the eyes! But I do not care how rich or cute you are I don't like to approach people SERIOUSLY MEN NEED TO START TAKING THE CHANCE TO TALK TO A WOMAN!!!!! AND NOT THESE DISRESPECTFUL ASK DUDES WHO CALL YOU A B* ONCE YOU LET THEM KNOW YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED!
So I walked away and danced with the sis and when my feet started hurting it was time to roll!
SO day number 4 which was Saturday if you aren't keeping up was pretty EPIC! I know I have met a lot of people in my life but this party was ridiculous! It was the Labron James and Jay-Z party so of course they were both there Jay..with Beyonce on his arm, Diddy, Drake, Rihanna, Ciara, Vinn Diesal, a bunch of ball players who I have no Idea what there names are, John legend, Jamie Foxx, and even ....well she doesnt really matter but the ball headed chick who used to be with Kanye! I cant really say too much about this party because there is such a thing as bad publicity and also being discreet but all I will say is me and especially Jamillah ( that tall drink of pure water) was killin them! Jamie didnt know how to act trying to get Jamillah to look at him! But it was a fun night! Could have been made better by Wednesday's date or my DJ mister who decided to hang out with the Jacka instead of me... I'm teasing I know you wanted to come out but that's why plans are in the making now!
Well anyway the next day I went to the game and Uncle Wes really hooked me up with some great seats! I loved it all and had my buddy Taron with me! He was laughing at all the comments I was getting (apparently its really fun to walk two feet behind me to hear what everyone says as I pass) however I usually block all that mess out! But we got it in at the game and truly enjoyed the night on Hollywood Blvd. I was soooooooo exhausted I was ready to get back home! The rest of the trip there is not much to report except that .... well a certain someone is still texting me! Gotta Love LA
AND I REALLY DID!!!!!
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